Magic 8 Ball
Your optional question stays in this browser tab. It is not sent to our servers or added to funnel URLs.
NextType a yes-or-no question, tap the ball, and one of the 20 standard Magic 8 Ball answers appears, from the reassuring “It is certain” to the dismissive “My sources say no.” There is no prediction or hidden polling, just a uniform browser-local pick from the classic set. Use it for fun when you are hovering over a trivial choice.
How to use the Magic 8 Ball
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Think of a yes/no question
The ball only answers closed questions: \"Should I order pizza?\" works, \"What should I eat?\" does not.
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Type or think it silently
You can type the question for your own record or skip straight to the tap.
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Tap the ball
A random one of the 20 answers is drawn uniformly.
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Interpret
Answers split into 10 positive, 5 non-committal and 5 negative.
The 20 canonical answers
Affirmative (10):
- It is certain.
- It is decidedly so.
- Without a doubt.
- Yes, definitely.
- You may rely on it.
- As I see it, yes.
- Most likely.
- Outlook good.
- Yes.
- Signs point to yes.
Non-committal (5):
- Reply hazy, try again.
- Ask again later.
- Better not tell you now.
- Cannot predict now.
- Concentrate and ask again.
Negative (5):
- Don’t count on it.
- My reply is no.
- My sources say no.
- Outlook not so good.
- Very doubtful.
A tiny bit of history
Albert C. Carter developed an early answer device called the Syco-Seer in the 1940s, inspired by a fortune-telling device used by his mother. After Carter died, his business partner Abe Bookman continued the work, and the familiar billiard-ball form arrived in 1950. Inside the physical toy, a 20-sided answer die floats in dark blue liquid.
Lean into the bias
With 10 positive, 5 negative and 5 neutral, the expected outcome of any single shake is 50% positive, 25% negative, 25% neutral. The classic physical ball has this same bias, the digital version mirrors it exactly.
Good uses
- Break decision paralysis on low-stakes choices.
- Group tie-breakers.
- Writers’ room inspiration prompts.
- As a prop in a tabletop RPG.
Bad uses
- Actual planning. Please do not ask it whether to accept the job offer.
Frequently Asked Questions
The physical toy contains a 20-sided answer die, and this digital version draws only from the same 20 standard answer phrases.
The tool uses the browser’s cryptographic random source to select each of the 20 answers with equal probability. It does not predict or analyse your question.
Because the standard set is biased: 10 of the 20 answers are affirmative. Over many shakes, the positive share tends toward 50%, but any finite run can vary.
Your question stays in browser memory or this tab’s session storage between funnel steps. It is not sent to our servers or placed in the URL, and Start over removes the local handoff.
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